A is for anal, a pain in the ass
B is for blowjob, as given by Cass
C is for cock, as in pecker or willy
D is for daisy chain, lascivious and silly
E is for erogenous-- those zones that are tender
F is for fetish-- as in gender and bender
G is for g spot, the fountain of Ruth
H is for hardcore, often sold in a booth
I is for intercourse, what more can I say?
J is for jacking or jilling all day
K is for kink-- mine ain't weirder than yours
L is for labia, barely covered by drawers
M is for masochist, who enjoys the whip
N is for naked (read bare-assed) or nip
O is for orgy, for those who like groups
P is for penis-- when it tires it droops
Q is for quaint, the cunt of it's time
R is for roger, but not Hammerstein
S is for sadist, he who hurts you with leather
T is for tribbing, we can rub ours together
U is for union, the best ones take skill
V is for voyeur, Tom's getting a thrill
W is for wet dream, an emission of cream
X is for XTC, it ain't all a dream
Y is for yiffing for those who like fur
Z is for zazzle, you're lusting for her
